The Shadow of Doubt: A Review of Prom Night

The term 'Dead Teenager movie' has become synonymous with films that lack any semblance of entertainment value, and 'Prom Night' is a perfect example of this. This new movie tells the story of a deranged high school teacher stalking Brittany Snow for unknown reasons, which sets off a chain of events that leads to a series of gruesome murders.

The killer in question has been locked up in an asylum, but he manages to escape and wreak havoc on the protagonist's life. The story begins with a sense of tragedy, as the killer brutally murders the protagonist's family in an attempt to win her affections. Two years later, we find ourselves at the night of her senior prom, where the deranged teacher is still stalking Brittany Snow.

What makes 'Prom Night' so soul-suckingly awful is its complete lack of intelligence, common sense, and taste. The film insults our natural intelligence and offends our sense of morality, making it a true masterpiece of bad cinema. These kinds of films are not just bad - they're dangerous. They prey on the average moviegoer's desire for something new and exciting, only to deliver a dull, uninspired product.

In light of this, I'd like to warn readers of some very dangerous things. If you value your sanity, stay away from 'Prom Night' and its ilk. These films are not worth the risk of watching them. Instead, seek out movies that have been crafted with care and attention to detail, movies that respect the intelligence and taste of their audience.

In conclusion, 'Prom Night' is a prime example of what's wrong with Hollywood today. It's a movie that fails on every level, from its poorly developed characters to its laughable plot twists. If you want to waste your time on something truly awful, then by all means, go see 'Prom Night.' But if you value your sanity and your sense of entertainment, then stay far, far away.

Shadow of a doubt is a dumb movie